unconquerable gladness

day 2 (cont)

September 3, 2008 · 7 Comments

i (still) like sarah palin! but i cant shake the feeling that this is a fucking movie. nice package. laying pipe. the absurd line about the caucasus that may or may not have been lifted from some scene where the cheerleader proves shes actually really really smart by reciting principles of string theory. i know, i know. im a sexist democrat fuckwad. [presenting wrists for handcuffs]

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  • kt // September 3, 2008 at 11:56 pm | Reply

    tracy flick!

  • Anonymous // September 4, 2008 at 1:36 am | Reply

    shame on you.. I felt like I was being yelled at by my 7th grade math teacher throughout that entire speech.

    thegirlwho

  • thegirlwho // September 4, 2008 at 1:47 am | Reply

    this just in!

    Palin has a family!
    She is, like, SO small town!
    Her husband races snow machines!
    Her teen daughter is knocked up!
    She’s just your average hockey mom!

    She is SO just like me. Who cares if my brother raped me she’d force me to have the kid! So what if she wants to teach creationism to my child! Who cares if Ahmadinejad would totally laugh his ass off when she tries to talk foreign policy. She’s got a vagina! JUST LIKE ME! I’m totally voting for her!

    P.S. – Sarah says you can totally talk about Trick or Truck or Tig – the one who’s going to Iraq.. the lil’ guy – he’s fair game too… but the knocked up one, Brillo, totally off limits.

  • ope // September 4, 2008 at 8:02 am | Reply

    yes! all of the above. but lets face it, the people who would be swayed by that will be swayed by that. aint nothin obama can do now that he hasnt steadily done by his example over the last 2 years. doesnt mean i cant watch sarah palin (and her brazen untruths) with a bemused and entertained grin. (and hope the debates will persuade otherwise.)

  • watty // September 4, 2008 at 9:27 am | Reply

    may sound simple, but i found it tough not to like her….and if it just wasn’t for that anti-gay rights/anti-abortion position of hers…damn. still no fan of mccain, but he looks like a genius selecting her as a running mate.

    bring on the debates!

  • thegirlwho // September 4, 2008 at 2:44 pm | Reply

    watty! hello!

    smug, sarcastic and constantly making stupid jokes (she actually reminded me of a girl version of Bush). if that’s her style, yes, please… bring on the debates.

  • watty // September 4, 2008 at 2:58 pm | Reply

    thegirlwho…hello back!!

    and for those who are still undecided, these debates could be the make or break for either side.

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